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Nettet28. mar. 2024 · George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin Read more quotes from George Carlin Share this quote: Like Quote Recommend to friends Friends Who Liked This Quote To see what your friends thought of this quote, please … “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” – George Carlin “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” – George Carlin “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” – George Carlin “Never … Se mer “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.” – George Carlin “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carlin “Some people see … Se mer “Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if … Se mer “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” – George Carlin “The main reason Santa is so jolly is … Se mer exporting reports to excel
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